I am a Dog, Not a Pig

I like mushrooms, believe me - but we have been spending over an hour most days on mushroom hunting, and I have had enough. It really restricts my off - lead time. All I hear is ‘Kev, stay close’, ‘Here, kev’ .. you get the idea? While Mum picks all the mushrooms in North London and tries to train me as her Truffle Dog. I cannot tell you where we go, under pain of death. She even blindfolds me for the journey (ha ha). But seriously, next weekend is bonfire night and the mushrooms are popping up as fresh as they were in September. I would say roll on the frosts, but I am an old dog and I really do not like cold mornings and evenings. Perhaps the mushrooms are not so bad ..
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  1. Onion on October 31st, 2006

    Hey Kevin, Just popped in to say hello because I’m another London dog. Unfortunately I DO get mistaken for being a pig (the hazards of being a bull terrier!). I’m in a Ewan McGregor movie called Scenes of a Sexual Nature, and it’s out in cinemas on Friday, so try to persuade your plus-ones to go and see it!
    Onion
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  2. Kevin the Collie on October 31st, 2006

    Hey, Onion!

    Thanks for letting me (Mum actually) know about that. It looks like a good film, Mum likes the fact that it was made on a low budget - and lots of her favourite actors are in it. I hoe they lloked after you well, I liked the but where you ran after the half naked man (which bit did you nip)You look great, by the way ….

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