We watched a bit of TV last night: Gordon Ramsay’s F Word‘. I lost count of how many times he actually said F***. That could be why Mum watches it when we are home. Last night one of the guest chefs was Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall.

He made apple rice pudding tart – sounds like a good dog’s dinner to me. Sadly the customers thought so too and Hugh lost out to Janet’s baked apples – yuk. A dog likes a stodgy home made pudding, not a piece of fruit! Mum says I need more exercise, I wonder why?