Yesterday I blotted my copybook by walking through Mum’s paint tray and roller: she was using RED pant at the time! luckily I avoided staining my paws and the carpet. I cannot help the fact that I am less steady on my legs lately, I often trip over my water bowl, and last week I knocked over a pile of bathroom fixtures that were waiting to be put up. Well, they should jolly well get on with it and leave the place clear for me.