Have I told you the cautionary tale of my Nan’s new teak outdoor furniture? Mum bid for it on eBay and got a table and four comfortable chairs for a really good price. Mum and Dad and I went to the lady’s house to collect it. She had six cats – so I was not allowed to go inside with them. All went well until they tried to put the table in the car. Guess – it did not fit! Dad is going to go back with his car and if that does not work, then Mum is taking a saw and she will shave the side off.